Zombies say, "Get hand off my body. Get hand into my stomach! Ahrrgg." Zombies say they're switching from the walking dead to the marching dead as they marshall forces to counter Pro-Life rallies and parades. The half-dead, half-living flesh eaters say pro-life forces are a threat to their individual liberties and Constitutional rights to privacy. Most pro-choice Zombies also believe pro-lifers are bitter moralists, in addition to tasting a little gamey. Aargh Bleeh, semi-attached head of the Zombies for Choice Arghhh, said Zombies want to make their own decisions when it comes to life and death. "Who say when dead,...
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