****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

 Democratic Convention Schedule Denver, Colorado4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony 4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM – Ceremonial Terrorist Fist-Jab led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM – Jesse Jackson Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire" 5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival Tips – Dennis Kucinich 5:15 PM – John Edwards Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from Hotel Bathroom 5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values"...

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